Total Medals Earned: 1,029 (From 153 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,155 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Smash 10 polar bears.
Win the game and save the mammoth!
Save all your animals.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/85 points)
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use arrow for first time
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (55/60 points)
You got another O
You got the F
You got the H
You got the I
You got the little N
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
You got the glorious G